About
A former child, criminal, skateboarder, musician and magician. A wannabe traveller and non-smoker. A future re-offender. A constant dreamer, non-believer and procrastinator. A sometimes idiot and annoying cunt.
A resident of Scotland but with a deep desire to be somewhere else. Anywhere fucking else. Environmental issues are currently the least of my worries, personal finances the most.
Known for my sporting abilities but not renowned for them. Unless you count urban terrorism a sport. Then I would have been junior world champion.
Not as physically capable as I once was, nor as fit as I should be, but they do say that the mind is the last to go. Last time I looked my brain wasn't panting for breath when I used it. I've still got it. It never left me.
The purpose of electromuff is to entertain via my shenanigans during my time on the internet. If it offends anyone in the process then that will be considered a bonus. The site is immature by its very nature. But it's my site and I can do what I like with it.
All the emails that appear on the site are 100% real. They were definitely sent and all replies published were definitely received. I use various email addresses to contact people and to protect those addresses I do not publish them or the names used. I do not publish the email addresses of those engaging in correspondence with me as a matter of privacy.
I also write articles. Not very often but I do. They're not pretty good but whilst creating them at least I'm not out in public raping stray dogs and engaging in fisticuffs with the local school janitor. If you'd like me to write one for you I will tell you to fuck off.
I hope you enjoy your time on the website. I enjoy running it and it is my aim to keep it updated regularly. If you have a need to contact me please use the contact me page. I particularly enjoy receiving offensive emails and marriage proposals.
Cheers
Muff
A resident of Scotland but with a deep desire to be somewhere else. Anywhere fucking else. Environmental issues are currently the least of my worries, personal finances the most.
Known for my sporting abilities but not renowned for them. Unless you count urban terrorism a sport. Then I would have been junior world champion.
Not as physically capable as I once was, nor as fit as I should be, but they do say that the mind is the last to go. Last time I looked my brain wasn't panting for breath when I used it. I've still got it. It never left me.
The purpose of electromuff is to entertain via my shenanigans during my time on the internet. If it offends anyone in the process then that will be considered a bonus. The site is immature by its very nature. But it's my site and I can do what I like with it.
All the emails that appear on the site are 100% real. They were definitely sent and all replies published were definitely received. I use various email addresses to contact people and to protect those addresses I do not publish them or the names used. I do not publish the email addresses of those engaging in correspondence with me as a matter of privacy.
I also write articles. Not very often but I do. They're not pretty good but whilst creating them at least I'm not out in public raping stray dogs and engaging in fisticuffs with the local school janitor. If you'd like me to write one for you I will tell you to fuck off.
I hope you enjoy your time on the website. I enjoy running it and it is my aim to keep it updated regularly. If you have a need to contact me please use the contact me page. I particularly enjoy receiving offensive emails and marriage proposals.
Cheers
Muff