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| Creating A Gecko Assassin I like them because they eat the ants and the smaller cockroaches, as well as look cool as fuck. I wish to capture, keep and train one to be the ultimate ant/cockroach killing machine. The missus however, refuses to agree to this logic and has... |
| You Think You've Had A Bad Day? If someone had called this morning to warn me that I would end up soiling myself today, my instant reply would start with an F and end in an F. The likelihood of me shitting my pants, I would have thought, is up there with my chances of getting... |
| Cartoon Stars Found On BNP List You can forget the doctors, prison officers, teachers, Buckingham Palace servants and professional football players recently found on the leaked BNP members list that found it's way onto the internet last week. Electromuff.co.uk has acquired... |
| International Tramp Top Trumps Having received numerous emails from angry parents informing me that my website is a disgrace and that their children have been "emotionally scarred" after "accidentally stumbling" onto (probably through trying to kill granny & grandpa), I have... |
| Holiday Arguments Relationships have a point that all sane men fear: The annual holiday with the girlfriend. It goes without saying; The minute she (or her friends - whatever comes first) regard you two as a couple, demands for a fortnight for two away somewhere... |
| New Internet Payment Site - PaedoPal Paedophiles of the world are rejoicing at no longer having to use stolen credit card details to make payments to further immerse themselves in their hobby. |
| How To Communicate With A Deaf Hooker An essential cut-out-and-keep guide for when you meet a hooker who happens to be deaf. Learn how to sign the necessary phrases that are essential when bartering out a deal to get your nads away. This article was done after I myself had to do a |
| Invade France! I recently discovered that France, for the first time in history has a navy larger than Her Majesty's. I also learned from school that it is the largest Western European nation. They also eat horse and for some unimaginable reason they are a nuclear |
| Urban Myths Unravelled Urban myths, tall tales, little white lies. We've all heard them. Some of us may even have told them. Tall tales and little white lies bore us to death and are as easily spotted as a llama in a supermarket. We've all experience the office |